Ever notice “About” pages tell you nothing?
But I’ll be an open book as long as you’re not too judgey, okay?
I once set off my mother’s mace in a hotel room on a family vacation in Cape Cod. It was a light blue cylinder with a curiously bright red button.
Boy, was I surprised. My family, too.
If you haven’t judged me too harshly yet, feel free to contact me at 267-266-8387 or email@example.com.
We’ll talk about our childhood mistakes.